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“This is why you should never, ever get your hopes up. This is why you should see the glass as half empty. So when the whole thing spills, you aren’t as devastated.”— Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)
fuck small talk how old were you when it all went wrong
So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.
there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure
"the thing you are most
afraid to write.
write that."
you’re not too sensitive. you’re not overreacting. if it hurts you, it hurts you
"No matter how much the truth hurts, it’s always better than being lied to"
"I’m a thinker, not a talker."